Tacky Christmas Sweater Sweatshirt – Merry Christmas Slut Puppy

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Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Ugly Sweater Sweatshirt in Black
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New Arrival

Color: Black

Size: Large

Style:Crewneck SweatshirtHoodie

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–5 days
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Easy returns
Product Details & Specs
Blank
Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
Fabric
Cotton/Polyester
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
All-Over Print (AOP) — Printify
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron over decoration
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

Rally Your Crew with the Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Sweatshirt!

Get your whole office crew ready to dominate the holiday scene! Our Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Sweatshirt is perfect for making a collective, unapologetic statement. With pixelated reindeer, stars, and the bold text, your team will be the loudest in the room.

Why You'll Love It

  • Group-Lot Discounts: Buying for your crew? Get instant volume discounts starting at just 5 units – no quote forms!
  • Unapologetically Loud: "MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUT PUPPY" in pixelated glory, surrounded by reindeer, stars, and trees for max holiday tackiness.
  • Full Coverage Chaos: Our all-over print ensures your statement wraps the front, back, and sleeves for maximum team impact.
  • Printed Fresh For You: Every loud masterpiece is custom printed when you order it, ready in 2-4 business days for your group party.

Why We Designed This

Ugly Sweater Co was built because holiday parties were too quiet. We wanted bold, unapologetic designs for those ready to win. This "Merry Christmas Slut Puppy" design is for the person who owns the room, unafraid to be the main event. Every party deserves a custom-made explosion of holiday spirit.

Win the office contest

To win, you need to read across a crowded room and stand out. This design ensures you're not just seen, you're remembered. Pair it with your loudest accessories and a killer attitude – victory is yours.

Perfect For

  • Outfitting your entire office crew for the holiday party.
  • Making a collective, unforgettable statement with your friends.
  • Gifting to the whole team who truly owns their chaos.
  • Being the absolute loudest group in the room.
  • Loud, pixelated "MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUT PUPPY" text for maximum impact.
  • Kitschy reindeer, stars, and trees in full-coverage, all-over print.
  • Designed for collective impact and guaranteed contest wins.
  • Cozy crewneck sweatshirt, perfect for cooler holiday celebrations.
  • Unisex fit, ideal for comfortable and bold group statements.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this sweatshirt comfortable enough to wear all night at an office party, and will it guarantee I win the ugly sweater contest?

Absolutely! Our 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' sweatshirt is made from a cozy, soft polyester blend, ensuring all-night comfort. Its full-coverage, outrageously tacky design is specifically crafted to stand out, giving you a serious advantage in any ugly sweater contest and making you the talk of the office.

How well does the bulk pricing work for sweatshirts, and can I get a mix of sizes for my large group order?

Our bulk pricing tiers (5, 10, 20, 50-packs) apply to sweatshirts as well, offering great value for your group. You can absolutely mix and match different sizes within your order to ensure everyone in your large group gets the perfect fit for their 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' statement.

Is this sweatshirt too expensive for a college party, or is it worth it for the ultimate tacky look?

While a sweatshirt is a bit more of an investment than a tee, the 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' sweatshirt offers unparalleled warmth, comfort, and an undeniable 'ultimate tacky' visual impact. It's a statement piece that will make you stand out at any college party and can be worn for many seasons to come.

What material is this sweatshirt made from, and how warm is it for winter events?

This sweatshirt is crafted from a cozy and durable polyester blend, designed to provide excellent warmth and comfort. It's perfect for chilly winter events, outdoor gatherings, or just staying snug while making a loud holiday statement indoors.

Is the 'MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUT PUPPY' design printed all over the back of the sweatshirt too?

Yes, our 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' sweatshirt features a true all-over-print (AOP) design. This means the vibrant, pixelated text, reindeer heads, stars, and trees cover the entire garment, including the front, back, and sleeves, ensuring maximum visual noise from every angle.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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