★★★★★
very happy with it
Very happy with this tee. It was comfortable and worked well for our tacky sweater event.
on Tacky Christmas Sweater Premium Tee – Be Naughty, Save Santa The TripTacky Christmas Sweater Tank Top – Merry Christmas Slut Puppy
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Tacky Christmas Sweater Tank Top – Merry Christmas Slut Puppy
$32.99$26.99SaleYou save 18%!
🏆 Built to win the contest📦 Free shipping over $75
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- All-Over Print (AOP) — Printify
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Unleash the Chaos with Your Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Tank!
Ready to explode onto the holiday scene? Our Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Tank is the ultimate party starter. With pixelated reindeer, stars, and unapologetic text, this tank declares you're the life of the party, no apologies needed.
Why You'll Love It
- Pure Visual Noise: "MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUT PUPPY" in pixelated glory, surrounded by reindeer, stars, and trees for max holiday tackiness.
- Party-Ready Comfort: Classic fit tank, perfect for all-night shenanigans and winning any contest where less is more.
- Full Coverage Chaos: All-over print ensures your statement wraps the front and back for maximum impact.
- Printed Fresh For You: Custom printed when you order, ready to ship fast so you get it by Dec 22 for the big bash.
Why We Designed This
We built Ugly Sweater Co because holiday parties were too quiet. We wanted bold, brash, unapologetic designs. This "Merry Christmas Slut Puppy" design is for the person who walks in and instantly owns the room, unafraid to be the main event. Every party deserves a custom-made explosion of holiday spirit.
Win the office contest
Win the ugly sweater contest by reading across a crowded room. This design ensures you're not just seen, you're remembered. Pair it with your loudest accessories and a killer attitude – victory is yours.
Perfect For
- Dominating the college holiday party scene.
- Making an unforgettable entrance at any festive gathering.
- Gifting to the friend who truly owns their chaos.
- Becoming the talk of the dorm or party.
- ✓ Loud, pixelated "MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUT PUPPY" text for maximum impact.
- ✓ Kitschy reindeer, stars, and trees in full-coverage, all-over print.
- ✓ Designed to guarantee a win in any ugly sweater contest.
- ✓ Lightweight and breathable tank top, ideal for active partygoers.
- ✓ Unisex fit, perfect for making a bold statement in warmer climates.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is a tank top too casual or inappropriate for an office ugly sweater contest?
While a tank top is definitely casual, its 'inappropriateness' for an office ugly sweater contest can actually be its strength! If your office culture allows for humor and pushing boundaries, the 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' tank will certainly make a memorable, loud statement and could be a dark horse winner for 'most outrageous'.
Can I order a large quantity of these tanks for a warm-weather holiday event, and will the print be consistent?
Yes, our group-lot pricing (5, 10, 20, or 50-packs) is perfect for ordering large quantities of tanks for warm-weather holiday events. Our all-over-print (AOP) process guarantees that the 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' design will be consistently vibrant and clear across every single tank in your order.
How comfortable is this tank for dancing and partying, and will the design really pop?
This 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' tank is made from a breathable, comfortable polyester blend with a relaxed fit, making it ideal for dancing and partying all night. The all-over-print ensures the vibrant, pixelated design truly pops, guaranteeing maximum impact and tackiness wherever you go.
What is the fit like for this tank top – is it relaxed or more fitted?
Our 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' tank top is designed with a comfortable, relaxed, unisex fit. It offers plenty of room for movement without being overly baggy, making it perfect for casual wear and active party environments.
What type of material is used for this all-over-print tank?
This all-over-print tank top is crafted from a lightweight and breathable polyester blend. This material is specifically chosen to ensure the 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' design prints vibrantly and remains fade-resistant, while also providing comfort in warmer conditions.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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