Tacky Christmas Sweater Hoodie – Merry Christmas Slut Puppy

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Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Ugly Sweater Hoodie in Black
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New Arrival

Color: Black

Size: Large

Style:Crewneck SweatshirtHoodie

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–5 days
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Easy returns
Product Details & Specs
Blank
Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
Fabric
Cotton/Polyester
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
All-Over Print (AOP) — Printify
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron over decoration
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

Rally Your Crew with the Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Hoodie!

Get your whole office crew ready to dominate the holiday scene! Our Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Hoodie is perfect for making a collective, unapologetic statement. With pixelated reindeer, stars, and the bold text, your team will be the loudest in the room, hands down.

Why You'll Love It

  • Group-Lot Discounts: Buying for your crew? Get instant volume discounts starting at just 5 units – no quote forms!
  • Unapologetically Loud: "MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUT PUPPY" in pixelated glory, surrounded by reindeer, stars, and trees for max holiday tackiness.
  • Full Coverage Chaos: Our all-over print ensures your statement wraps the front, back, and sleeves for maximum team impact.
  • Printed Fresh For You: Every loud masterpiece is custom printed when you order it, ready in 2-4 business days for your group party.

Why We Designed This

Ugly Sweater Co was built because holiday parties were too quiet. We wanted bold, unapologetic designs for those ready to win. This "Merry Christmas Slut Puppy" design is for the person who owns the room, unafraid to be the main event. Every party deserves a custom-made explosion of holiday spirit.

Win the office contest

To win, you need to read across a crowded room and stand out. This design ensures you're not just seen, you're remembered. Pair it with your loudest accessories and a killer attitude – victory is yours.

Perfect For

  • Outfitting your entire office crew for the holiday party.
  • Making a collective, unforgettable statement with your friends.
  • Gifting to the whole team who truly owns their chaos.
  • Being the absolute loudest group in the room.
  • Loud, pixelated "MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUT PUPPY" text for maximum impact.
  • Kitschy reindeer, stars, and trees in full-coverage, all-over print.
  • Designed for collective impact and guaranteed contest wins.
  • Warm and cozy hoodie, perfect for chilly holiday celebrations.
  • Unisex fit with adjustable hood, ideal for comfortable group statements.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Is a hoodie acceptable for an office ugly sweater contest, or should I stick to a crewneck to win?

A hoodie can absolutely be a winning choice for an office ugly sweater contest, especially one as loud as our 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' design! The added hood and kangaroo pocket give it extra character and comfort, often making it stand out even more than a traditional crewneck for maximum impact.

Can I customize the hood or drawstrings if I order these hoodies in bulk for my company event?

While the 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' AOP design already provides full coverage on the hood and body, specific customization of drawstrings or additional hood elements for bulk orders is generally not available. However, the existing design ensures a complete and striking look for your entire company event.

How thick is this hoodie? I want something that looks good but isn't too heavy for a party.

This 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' hoodie strikes a perfect balance: it's substantial enough to be cozy and durable, but not overly thick or heavy, making it comfortable for indoor party wear. You'll look great and feel comfortable without being weighed down as you make your statement.

Does the AOP design also cover the hood and sleeves, or just the main body?

Yes, the 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' hoodie features a true all-over-print (AOP) design that covers the entire garment. This means the vibrant pixelated text, reindeer, stars, and trees extend seamlessly across the hood, body, and sleeves for maximum 'Full Coverage Chaos'.

What kind of material is this hoodie made from, and does it have a soft inner lining?

This hoodie is crafted from a comfortable and durable polyester blend. It features a soft, brushed fleece interior lining, providing extra warmth and a plush feel against the skin, ensuring ultimate comfort while you wear your loud holiday design.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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