Very happy with this tee. It was comfortable and worked well for our tacky sweater event.
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🏆 Built to win the contest📦 Free shipping over $75

Office Party Ugly Sweater Sweatshirt – Employees Must Stop Crying
🏆 Built to win the contest📦 Free shipping over $75
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- All-Over Print (AOP) — Printify
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Bundle Up for Chaos with this Employees Stop Crying Sweatshirt!
Ready to bring the holiday spirit (and a much-needed directive) to your entire office crew? This "EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK" sweatshirt is your ticket to dominating the ugly sweater contest, or outfitting your whole team in peak office humor. Featuring bold, faux-knit text surrounded by a riot of reindeer, trees, and snowflakes, it's maximum visual noise for maximum impact!
Why You'll Love It
- Group-Lot Discounts: Buying for your crew? Get instant volume discounts starting at just 5 units – no quote forms!
- Full Coverage Chaos: Our all-over print ensures the festive message wraps front, back, and sleeves for max visual noise.
- Warm & Loud: Stay comfortable and make a massive statement at any chilly holiday gathering.
- Printed Fresh For You: Every loud masterpiece is custom printed when you order it, ready in 2-4 business days.
Why We Designed This
At Ugly Sweater Co, we observed that every December, offices need a serious dose of holiday cheer, often accompanied by a dash of reality. We built this for the Group-Lot Gregs and Office-Party Olivias who need a truly ugly sweater that’s not just loud, but also practical for cooler temps. We wanted to make it easy to outfit your whole team in something that screams holiday chaos and office humor, with transparent group pricing. It’s our way of ensuring your entire crew can make an unforgettable, unified entrance.
Win the office contest
This sweatshirt is a contest POWERHOUSE. Its substantial presence combined with the in-your-face text and all-over holiday explosion guarantees eyeballs. If you're ordering for the whole crew, imagine the collective impact! Practice your synchronized, mock-sobbing pose for the ultimate win!
Perfect For
- Outfitting your entire office for the holiday party.
- Winning the ugly sweater contest as a team or solo.
- Gifting to your favorite (or least favorite) colleagues.
- Any festive gathering where warmth and humor are essential.
- ✓ Bold, faux-knit 'EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK' text
- ✓ Chaotic design featuring reindeer, Christmas trees, and snowflakes
- ✓ Vibrant red, white, blue, green, yellow, and black colors pop with holiday spirit
- ✓ Warm, sturdy crewneck sweatshirt fabric for ultimate comfort
- ✓ Relaxed unisex fit, perfect for layering or making a solo statement
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this sweatshirt comfortable and warm enough to wear all day at an office contest?
Yes, absolutely! This sweatshirt is crafted from a soft, warm polyester-cotton blend, making it incredibly comfortable for all-day wear. It provides ample warmth for colder offices or outdoor festivities while ensuring you're cozy enough to win that contest.
Are there special bulk prices for ordering multiple sweatshirts for our office team?
Yes, we offer special group-lot pricing tiers (5, 10, 20, 50-packs) directly on the product page for bulk sweatshirt orders. This makes it easy and affordable to get matching 'Employees Must Stop Crying' sweatshirts for your entire office team or department.
Is this sweatshirt too expensive for a college student, or can I still get maximum tackiness on a budget?
While a sweatshirt is a bit more than a tee, our group-lot pricing makes it more accessible, especially if you're coordinating with friends. You can definitely achieve maximum tackiness and warmth without completely blowing your budget, especially if ordering in a small group.
What material is this all-over print sweatshirt made from?
This all-over print sweatshirt is made from a comfortable and durable polyester-cotton blend. This fabric is chosen to provide a soft, warm feel while allowing for vibrant, full-coverage dye-sublimation printing that won't fade or crack.
How does the 'faux-knit' text appear on the sweatshirt material?
The 'faux-knit' text of 'EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK' is printed with incredible detail and texture, giving the illusion of a knitted design. On the soft sweatshirt material, it creates a convincing and humorous 'ugly sweater' effect without the bulk of actual knitwear.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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