Office Party Ugly Sweater Hoodie – Employees Must Stop Crying

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Employees Must Stop Crying Ugly Christmas Sweater Hoodie in Black
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Color: Black

Size: Large

Style:Crewneck SweatshirtHoodie

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–5 days
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Easy returns
Product Details & Specs
Blank
Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
Fabric
Cotton/Polyester
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
All-Over Print (AOP) — Printify
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron over decoration
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

Hood Up for Holiday Hilarity with this Employees Stop Crying Hoodie!

Ready to bring the holiday spirit (and a very direct message) to your entire office crew? This "EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK" hoodie is your secret weapon for dominating the ugly sweater contest, or outfitting your whole team in peak office humor. Featuring bold, faux-knit text surrounded by a riot of reindeer, trees, and snowflakes, it's maximum visual noise for maximum impact!

Why You'll Love It

  • Group-Lot Discounts: Buying for your crew? Get instant volume discounts starting at just 5 units – no quote forms!
  • Full Coverage Chaos: Our all-over print ensures the festive message wraps front, back, and sleeves for max visual noise.
  • Warmth & Attitude: Stay comfortable and make a massive statement at any chilly holiday gathering, hood up or down.
  • Printed Fresh For You: Every loud masterpiece is custom printed when you order it, ready in 2-4 business days.

Why We Designed This

At Ugly Sweater Co, we observed that every December, offices need a serious dose of holiday cheer, often accompanied by a dash of reality. We built this for the Group-Lot Gregs and Office-Party Olivias who need a truly ugly sweater that’s not just loud, but also practical for cooler temps. We wanted to make it easy to outfit your whole team in something that screams holiday chaos and office humor, with transparent group pricing. It’s our way of ensuring your entire crew can make an unforgettable, unified entrance, and stay warm doing it!

Win the office contest

This hoodie is a contest POWERHOUSE. Its substantial presence combined with the in-your-face text and all-over holiday explosion guarantees eyeballs. The hood adds an extra layer of dramatic flair for your contest photo. If you're ordering for the whole crew, imagine the collective impact! Victory is yours!

Perfect For

  • Outfitting your entire office for the holiday party.
  • Winning the ugly sweater contest as a team or solo.
  • Gifting to your favorite (or least favorite) colleagues.
  • Any festive gathering where warmth and humor are essential.
  • Bold, faux-knit 'EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK' text
  • Chaotic design featuring reindeer, Christmas trees, and snowflakes
  • Vibrant red, white, blue, green, yellow, and black colors pop with holiday spirit
  • Warm, sturdy hoodie fabric with a functional drawstring hood
  • Relaxed unisex fit, perfect for layering or making a bold statement
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Frequently Asked Questions

Will this hoodie be too casual for an office Christmas party, or does the design make it contest-worthy?

While hoodies are typically casual, the 'Employees Must Stop Crying' all-over print design is so loud and uniquely tacky that it instantly elevates this hoodie to contest-worthy status. It perfectly embraces the 'ugly sweater' theme while keeping you cozy.

We need 20 for our company's holiday bowling event. What are the bulk pricing tiers for hoodies?

Fantastic! We offer competitive group-lot pricing for hoodies, with tiers available at 5, 10, 20, and 50-packs directly on the product page. A 20-pack would qualify for a significant discount, perfect for your company's holiday bowling event.

Is this hoodie warm enough for outdoor winter college events, but still cheap enough?

Yes, this hoodie is made from a warm polyester-cotton blend, making it great for outdoor winter college events. Our group-lot pricing also makes it more budget-friendly, especially if you and your friends are buying together for maximum tacky impact.

Does the hoodie have a front pocket and adjustable drawstring?

Yes, this all-over print hoodie comes with a spacious front pouch pocket for convenience and warmth, along with an adjustable drawstring hood. These classic hoodie features are fully integrated into the all-over design.

How does the all-over print design look on the hood and pocket?

The all-over print 'Employees Must Stop Crying' design is seamlessly applied across the entire hoodie, including the hood and the front pouch pocket. This ensures a cohesive, vibrant, and fully immersive tacky look from top to bottom.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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