★★★★★
very happy with it
Very happy with this tee. It was comfortable and worked well for our tacky sweater event.
on Tacky Christmas Sweater Premium Tee – Be Naughty, Save Santa The TripOffice Party Ugly Sweater Tank Top – Employees Must Stop Crying
$32.99$26.99SaleYou save 18%!
🏆 Built to win the contest📦 Free shipping over $75
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Office Party Ugly Sweater Tank Top – Employees Must Stop Crying
$32.99$26.99SaleYou save 18%!
🏆 Built to win the contest📦 Free shipping over $75
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- All-Over Print (AOP) — Printify
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Unleash the Chaos with this Employees Stop Crying Tank!
Ready to bring some seriously loud holiday spirit – and a very direct message – to your next office shindig, even if it's surprisingly warm? This "EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK" tank is your ticket to being the loudest one in the room. Featuring bold, faux-knit text surrounded by a riot of reindeer, trees, and snowflakes, it's peak office humor meets holiday maximalism, perfect for high-energy parties!
Why You'll Love It
- Contest-Winning Design: Guaranteed to turn heads and secure your spot as the life of the office party.
- Full Coverage Chaos: Our all-over print ensures the festive message wraps front, back, and even the straps for max visual noise.
- Lightweight Party Power: Perfect for warmer climates or layered looks, keeping you cool while you’re loud.
- Printed Fresh For You: Custom printed when you order, ensuring your statement piece arrives ready for the party.
Why We Designed This
At Ugly Sweater Co, we believe every climate deserves an outrageously ugly Christmas outfit. We observed that everyone wants to win that ugly sweater contest, but not everyone lives where it snows in December! So we thought, "What's the most gloriously tacky, universally relatable office sentiment we can plaster across a tank top?" This design is our answer – a loud, kitschy, unapologetic nod to the daily grind, wrapped in festive chaos. It’s for the brave souls who face the holiday rush with a laugh, even when the thermostat says 'summer'.
Win the office contest
A tank top for an ugly sweater contest? That's next-level commitment! This design is built for maximum readability from across the room, in a blurry selfie, or on the dreaded Zoom call. The unexpectedness of the tank will earn you extra points. Pair it with a determined, slightly exasperated grin, and you’re golden!
Perfect For
- Your annual office holiday party, naturally.
- Winning the "Most Original" ugly sweater contest, with a twist.
- Expressing your true feelings about Q4 deadlines, no matter the weather.
- Making an unforgettable entrance at any festive gathering, especially warm ones.
- ✓ Bold, faux-knit 'EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK' text
- ✓ Chaotic design featuring reindeer, Christmas trees, and snowflakes
- ✓ Vibrant red, white, blue, green, yellow, and black colors pop with holiday spirit
- ✓ Lightweight, breathable fabric, ideal for warmer party settings
- ✓ Standard unisex tank top fit for comfortable, unrestricted movement
Frequently Asked Questions
Is a tank top too informal for an office party, even an ugly sweater one?
For many modern office parties, especially those with a fun 'ugly sweater' theme, a tank top can be a hilariously bold and unique choice. It shows confidence and commitment to tackiness, making it a memorable statement piece.
Can I order these tanks in bulk for a warm-weather holiday event or a summer Christmas in July party?
Absolutely! These tanks are perfect for warm-weather holiday events or 'Christmas in July' celebrations. We offer attractive group-lot pricing tiers (5, 10, 20, 50-packs) on the product page, making bulk orders easy and affordable for your group.
Is this tank top the cheapest option for maximum tackiness at a college party?
Yes, our all-over print tanks are typically one of our most budget-friendly options, making them ideal for college students looking for maximum tackiness without breaking the bank. You get full-coverage festive humor at an entry-level price.
What material is the all-over print tank top made of?
This all-over print tank top is crafted from a light, breathable polyester blend. This material is perfect for warmer weather, ensuring comfort while allowing the vibrant, full-coverage 'Employees Must Stop Crying' design to truly pop.
How well does the busy design translate to a smaller tank top area?
The 'Employees Must Stop Crying' design is meticulously scaled and optimized to look fantastic on the tank top. The bold text and festive elements remain clear and impactful, ensuring maximum visual punch even on a smaller garment area.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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