Tacky Christmas Sweater Premium Tee – Merry Christmas Slut Puppy

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🏆 Built to win the contest📦 Free shipping over $75

Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Ugly Sweater Premium T-Shirt in Black
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New Arrival

Color: Black

Size: Large

Style:Classic SoftPremiumComfortLadies

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–5 days
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Easy returns
Product Details & Specs
Blank
Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
Fabric
Cotton
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
All-Over Print (AOP) — Printify
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron decoration
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

Dominate the Office Party with Your Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Tee!

Ready to win the ugly sweater contest? Our Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Premium T-Shirt is your secret weapon. Pixelated reindeer, stars, and the unapologetic text guarantee you're the loudest one in the room, making an unforgettable statement.

Why You'll Love It

  • Contest-Winning Design: "MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUT PUPPY" in pixelated glory, surrounded by reindeer, stars, and trees for max holiday tackiness.
  • Premium Party Comfort: Soft, high-quality fabric with a unisex fit, perfect for all-night office party shenanigans.
  • Full Coverage Chaos: All-over print ensures your statement wraps the front, back, and sleeves for maximum impact.
  • Printed Fresh For You: Custom printed when you order, ensuring it arrives in time for the party and before Friday.

Why We Designed This

Ugly Sweater Co was built because holiday parties were too quiet. We wanted bold, unapologetic designs for those ready to win. This "Merry Christmas Slut Puppy" design is for the person who owns the room, unafraid to be the main event. Every party deserves a custom-made explosion of holiday spirit.

Win the office contest

To win, you need to read across a crowded room and stand out. This design ensures you're not just seen, you're remembered. Pair it with your loudest accessories and a killer attitude – victory is yours.

Perfect For

  • Winning the office ugly sweater contest.
  • Making a bold, unforgettable statement at your holiday party.
  • Gifting to the coworker who truly owns their chaos.
  • Being the loudest one in the room.
  • Loud, pixelated "MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUT PUPPY" text for maximum impact.
  • Kitschy reindeer, stars, and trees in full-coverage, all-over print.
  • Designed to guarantee a win in any ugly sweater contest.
  • Premium quality fabric, soft and comfortable for all-day wear.
  • Unisex fit, perfect for making a statement at any holiday event.
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Frequently Asked Questions

How does this 'premium' tee compare to a regular t-shirt for winning the office contest? Will it look even better?

Our Premium T-Shirt offers a noticeably softer feel and enhanced print vibrancy compared to a standard tee, giving your 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' design an even more polished, yet still outrageously tacky, appearance. The elevated quality can definitely give you an edge in an office contest by making your statement stand out even more.

If I order many of these premium tees for a group, will the all-over print still be consistent across all of them?

Yes, consistency is key! Our all-over-print (AOP) process ensures that whether you order one or fifty, the 'MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUT PUPPY' design, with its pixelated reindeer and stars, will be uniformly vibrant and precisely aligned across all your premium tees, perfect for a coordinated group look.

Is this premium tee worth the extra cost for just one party night, or should I save my budget?

While it's an investment for one night, the premium tee's enhanced comfort and print quality mean it will look and feel better, making a bigger splash at the party. Plus, it's durable enough to be worn for many future holiday shenanigans, offering great value beyond a single event.

What makes this a 'premium' t-shirt compared to your standard tee, material-wise?

Our Premium T-Shirt is crafted from a higher-quality, often slightly denser, polyester blend. This specific blend provides a softer hand-feel and allows for even more vibrant and detailed all-over-printing, resulting in a more luxurious and impactful garment.

Will the bright, pixelated 'Slut Puppy' design hold up after multiple washes on this premium material?

Absolutely. The premium polyester blend is specifically chosen for its durability and ability to hold vibrant all-over-prints. The 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' design is fade-resistant and will maintain its pixelated glory and loud colors even after numerous machine washes.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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