Tacky Christmas Sweater Baby Onesie – Merry Christmas Slut Puppy

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Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Ugly Sweater Baby Onesie in Black
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Color: Black

Size: 6-12 Months

Style:Youth Tee (6-12)Toddler Tee (2T-5T)Baby Onesie

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–5 days
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Easy returns
Product Details & Specs
Blank
Rabbit Skins 4424 Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
Fabric
Cotton
Fit
Infant fit
Print Method
All-Over Print (AOP) — Printify
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold gentle cycle
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron snaps
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

Make a Statement with the Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Baby Onesie!

Want to make the absolute LOUDEST statement at your adult holiday party this year? Our Merry Christmas Slut Puppy Baby Onesie is the ultimate gag gift or conversation starter. Featuring pixelated reindeer, stars, and the unapologetic text, it guarantees head turns.

Why You'll Love It

  • Unapologetically Loud: "MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUT PUPPY" in pixelated glory, surrounded by reindeer, stars, and trees for max holiday tackiness.
  • Gag Gift Gold: Perfect for a shocking white elephant exchange or as a joke for the wildest adult at the party.
  • Full Coverage Chaos: All-over print ensures your statement wraps the front and back for maximum comedic impact.
  • Printed Fresh For You: Custom printed when you order, ensuring it arrives in time for the party and before Friday.

Why We Designed This

Ugly Sweater Co was built because holiday parties were too quiet. We wanted bold, brash, unapologetic designs. This "Merry Christmas Slut Puppy" design is for the person who walks in and instantly owns the room, unafraid to be the main event. Every party deserves a custom-made explosion of holiday spirit.

Win the office contest

To win, you need to read across a crowded room and stand out. This design ensures you're not just seen, you're remembered. Pair it with your loudest accessories and a killer attitude – victory is yours.

Perfect For

  • The wildest white elephant gift exchange.
  • Making a shocking entrance at an adult holiday party.
  • A gag gift for the friend who owns their chaos.
  • Becoming the most talked-about person (or gift) in the room.
  • Loud, pixelated "MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUT PUPPY" text for maximum impact.
  • Kitschy reindeer, stars, and trees in full-coverage, all-over print.
  • Designed to be a shocking gag gift or conversation starter for adults.
  • Soft and durable fabric, suitable for novelty wear.
  • Baby onesie sizing, perfect for a hilarious, unexpected fit on an adult.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this design on a baby onesie really appropriate, even for a gag gift or photo?

The 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' design is highly explicit and intended for mature, ironic humor. Placing this text on a baby onesie is generally considered inappropriate, even as a gag gift or for a photo. We urge extreme parental discretion and careful consideration of the design's content before purchasing for an infant.

Can I get several of these onesies and matching adult shirts for a themed family event?

While we offer matching adult shirts, the explicit 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' design on a baby onesie is generally deemed unsuitable for infants. We strongly advise against including this design for babies in any family matching theme due to its controversial nature.

How easy is it to change diapers with this onesie, and will the print crack or fade?

This baby onesie features convenient easy-snap closures for quick and hassle-free diaper changes. The all-over-print 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' design is infused into the fabric, making it fade-resistant and ensuring it won't crack or peel, even with frequent washing and movement.

What material is this baby onesie made from, and is it safe for infant skin?

This baby onesie is crafted from a soft, comfortable, and durable polyester blend. The material is chosen to be gentle and safe for delicate infant skin, ensuring breathability and comfort while showcasing the bold (and controversial) holiday design.

Does the AOP cover the entire onesie, including the back and sleeves?

Yes, the 'Merry Christmas Slut Puppy' baby onesie features a true all-over-print (AOP) design. The vibrant, pixelated text, reindeer, stars, and trees cover the entire garment, including the front, back, and sleeves, for maximum visual impact from every angle.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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