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very happy with it
Very happy with this tee. It was comfortable and worked well for our tacky sweater event.
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Color: Black
Size: 4T
Style:Youth Tee (6-12)Youth Tee (6-12)Toddler Tee (2T-5T)Toddler Tee (2T-5T)Baby OnesieBaby Onesie
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001T Toddler Short Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Toddler fit
- Print Method
- All-Over Print (AOP) — Printify
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Jolliiest Assholes Nuthouse Toddler Tee: For the Grown-Ups!
Prepare for maximum holiday hilarity with the "Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes This Side Of The Nuthouse" Toddler T-Shirt! This chaotic, all-over print tee, bursting with reindeer, hearts, and zig-zags in vibrant colors, is designed to bring a smile (or a double-take) to every adult who sees it. It's the perfect way for the grown-ups to celebrate their favorite little 'asshole' with loud, tacky humor!
Why You'll Love It
- Full Coverage Chaos: Our all-over print ensures the design wraps front, back, and sleeves for maximum visual noise.
- Unapologetically Funny: The design guarantees a memorable reaction from every adult in the room.
- Printed Fresh For You: Every loud masterpiece is custom printed when you order it, ready in 2-4 business days.
- Joyfully Tacky: Embrace the kitsch and make everyone laugh with this one-of-a-kind tee.
Why We Designed This
We started Ugly Sweater Co because the holidays are for being loud, even with the littlest ones! This design is for the parents, aunts, uncles, and grandparents who embrace their chaotic crew, big and small. It’s about celebrating the unhinged joy of the season with a dash of adult humor. It's a statement piece for the adults, worn by the toddlers!
Win the office contest
While the toddlers might not be entering the office contest, this tee ensures the *adults* buying it are winning the "most outrageously funny gift" award. The sheer audacity of the design on a toddler tee will be the talk of any family gathering or holiday party. Make sure your chaotic crew is decked out!
Perfect For
- Gifting to parents with a wild sense of humor.
- Making a hilariously memorable statement at family holiday gatherings.
- Photo ops that will be talked about for years (by the adults!).
- Any adult who appreciates a truly tacky, funny holiday item for a child.
- ✓ Bold "Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes" text for adult-sized laughs.
- ✓ Chaotic reindeer, heart, and geometric patterns in an all-over print.
- ✓ Vibrant orange, purple, cyan, and pink colors for peak holiday tackiness.
- ✓ Durable toddler-sized tee, perfect for active little ones.
- ✓ Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear, even during holiday shenanigans.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this toddler tee really suitable for a young child to wear with that kind of language, even at a family party?
This 'Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes' toddler tee is designed for parents who enjoy a bold, humorous statement and are comfortable with the explicit text for their little one in appropriate, private settings. It's definitely for families who don't take holiday fashion too seriously!
If I'm buying these for multiple toddlers in our family, how reliably do the sizes fit, and is the fabric soft for their skin?
Our toddler tees are designed to fit comfortably and are made from a very soft, gentle polyester blend fabric, perfect for sensitive toddler skin. We recommend consulting the size chart to ensure the best fit for each little 'Jolliiest Bunch' member.
My friend has a toddler, and I want to get them the funniest, tackiest gift. Will this tee hold up to toddler messes and washes?
Absolutely! This toddler tee is made with durable fabric and the all-over print is embedded, ensuring it withstands frequent washes and all the messes a toddler can throw at it, keeping the 'Jolliiest Bunch' design vibrant.
Does the all-over print on the toddler tee maintain its vibrancy and detail despite the smaller canvas?
Yes, the 'Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes' design is carefully scaled and printed to ensure every detail, from the reindeer to the pixelated text, remains clear and vibrant on the smaller toddler tee canvas, providing maximum visual impact.
Are there any special washing instructions for this all-over-print toddler tee to keep the design looking great?
To keep the 'Jolliiest Bunch' design looking its best, we recommend washing this all-over-print toddler tee inside out in cold water with similar colors and tumble drying on low. Avoid harsh detergents or bleach.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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