Very happy with this tee. It was comfortable and worked well for our tacky sweater event.
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Tacky Christmas Sweater Baby Onesie – Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes
🏆 Built to win the contest📦 Free shipping over $75
Color: Black
Size: 6-12 Months
Style:Youth Tee (6-12)Youth Tee (6-12)Toddler Tee (2T-5T)Toddler Tee (2T-5T)Baby OnesieBaby Onesie
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Rabbit Skins 4424 Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Infant fit
- Print Method
- All-Over Print (AOP) — Printify
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold gentle cycle
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron snaps
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Jolliiest Assholes Nuthouse Baby Onesie: For the Grown-Ups!
Get ready for maximum holiday hilarity with the "Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes This Side Of The Nuthouse" Baby Onesie! This chaotic, all-over print onesie, bursting with reindeer, hearts, and zig-zags in vibrant colors, is designed to bring a smile (or a double-take) to every adult who sees it. It's the perfect way for the grown-ups to celebrate their favorite little 'asshole' with loud, tacky humor!
Why You'll Love It
- Full Coverage Chaos: Our all-over print ensures the design wraps front, back, and sleeves for maximum visual noise.
- Unapologetically Funny: The design guarantees a memorable reaction from every adult in the room.
- Printed Fresh For You: Every loud masterpiece is custom printed when you order it, ready in 2-4 business days.
- Joyfully Tacky: Embrace the kitsch and make everyone laugh with this one-of-a-kind onesie.
Why We Designed This
We started Ugly Sweater Co because the holidays are for being loud, even with the littlest ones! This design is for the parents, aunts, uncles, and grandparents who embrace their chaotic crew, big and small. It’s about celebrating the unhinged joy of the season with a dash of adult humor. It's a statement piece for the adults, worn by the baby!
Win the office contest
While the baby won't be entering the office contest, this onesie ensures the *adults* buying it are winning the "most outrageously funny gift" award. The sheer audacity of the design on a baby onesie will be the talk of any family gathering or holiday party. Make sure your chaotic crew is decked out!
Perfect For
- Gifting to parents with a wild sense of humor.
- Making a hilariously memorable statement at family holiday gatherings.
- Photo ops that will be talked about for years (by the adults!).
- Any adult who appreciates a truly tacky, funny holiday item for an infant.
- ✓ Bold "Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes" text for adult-sized laughs.
- ✓ Chaotic reindeer, heart, and geometric patterns in an all-over print.
- ✓ Vibrant orange, purple, cyan, and pink colors for peak holiday tackiness.
- ✓ Durable baby onesie, perfect for little ones (and hilarious adults).
- ✓ Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear, even during holiday shenanigans.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this onesie with 'assholes' text truly acceptable for a baby, even for an 'ugly' contest theme?
This 'Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes' baby onesie is designed for parents with a very specific, playful, and irreverent sense of humor. It's intended for private, lighthearted family photos or gatherings where the explicit humor is understood and appreciated by adults.
If I'm buying these for multiple infants in our family, how does the sizing work, and is the fabric gentle enough for baby skin?
Our baby onesies are designed for a comfortable fit and are crafted from an incredibly soft, gentle polyester blend fabric, perfect for sensitive infant skin. We recommend checking our size chart to ensure the right fit for each little 'Jolliiest Bunch' member.
I want to get the newest baby in my friend group the most outrageous gift. Will this onesie hold up to all the baby antics and washes?
Absolutely! This all-over-print baby onesie is made with durable fabric and the design is embedded, ensuring it withstands frequent washes, diaper changes, and all the adorable baby antics, keeping the 'Jolliiest Bunch' design vibrant.
Does the all-over print cover the entire onesie, including the back and sleeves, for maximum impact?
Yes, the 'Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes' design is a full all-over print, covering the entire baby onesie – front, back, and sleeves – for a seamless and maximum visual noise experience, perfect for tiny party animals.
Are the snaps at the bottom of the onesie sturdy for frequent diaper changes?
Our baby onesies are equipped with sturdy, easy-to-use snaps at the bottom, designed to hold securely through active wear and frequent diaper changes, ensuring convenience for parents and comfort for baby.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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