Tacky Christmas Sweater Sweatshirt – Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes

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Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes Sweatshirt in Black
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Color: Black

Size: Large

Style:Crewneck SweatshirtHoodie

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–5 days
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Product Details & Specs
Blank
Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
Fabric
Cotton/Polyester
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
All-Over Print (AOP) — Printify
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron over decoration
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

Gather Your Jolliiest Assholes Nuthouse Sweatshirts!

Get your whole crew ready to dominate the holiday season with the "Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes This Side Of The Nuthouse" Sweatshirt! This isn't just a sweatshirt; it's a uniform for your favorite chaotic crew. With its all-over print of reindeer, hearts, and zig-zags in vibrant orange, purple, cyan, and pink, your office will be the loudest, most gloriously tacky bunch at any party!

Why You'll Love It

  • Full Coverage Chaos: Our all-over print ensures the design wraps front, back, and sleeves for maximum visual noise.
  • Group-Lot Discounts: Buying for your crew? Get instant volume discounts starting at just 5 units. No quote forms.
  • Printed Fresh For You: Every loud masterpiece is custom printed when you order it, ready in 2-4 business days.
  • United in Ugliness: Perfect for rallying your office team for the ultimate contest win.

Why We Designed This

We built Ugly Sweater Co around the idea that group celebrations deserve maximalist apparel. This design is for the office that knows how to go full throttle, the crew that embraces their glorious, unhinged holiday spirit together. It’s for making an entrance, ensuring your whole team is seen (and heard!) across the room.

Win the office contest

To secure that contest win for your whole crew, coordinate your outfits with this sweatshirt. The matching, loud prints will make a massive visual statement. Remember, you're not just buying sweaters; you're buying costumes that read across a crowded room and in the contest photo on the office Slack. Order 5+ and the per-unit price drops automatically!

Perfect For

  • Outfitting your entire office for the holiday party.
  • Creating an unforgettable, synchronized chaotic crew look.
  • Gifting to your team members who appreciate unapologetic humor.
  • Any group event where making a unified, loud statement is key.
  • Bold "Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes" text for a unified group statement.
  • All-over print of festive reindeer, hearts, and geometric chaos.
  • Vibrant orange, purple, cyan, and pink colors for peak group tackiness.
  • Cozy crewneck sweatshirt, perfect for cooler holiday office parties.
  • Unisex fit, ideal for outfitting your entire chaotic work crew.
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Frequently Asked Questions

This is a sweatshirt, so it's definitely an 'ugly sweater' contender. Is the print quality good enough to impress the judges at my office party?

Absolutely! Our all-over-print sweatshirts feature incredibly vibrant and detailed designs, making the 'Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes' truly pop. The print is deeply embedded, ensuring a sharp, fade-resistant image that will definitely catch the judges' eyes at your office contest.

We need cozy sweaters for our group's outdoor holiday market trip. Will these sweatshirts keep everyone warm enough?

Yes, these all-over-print crewneck sweatshirts are made from a cozy, medium-weight fabric blend, designed to provide comfortable warmth. They're perfect for staying snug while showcasing your 'Jolliiest Bunch' spirit during outdoor holiday activities.

I want to be super comfy and obnoxious for my late-season parties. Is this sweatshirt soft inside?

You're in luck! Our all-over-print sweatshirts are crafted with a soft, brushed fleece interior, ensuring maximum coziness and comfort for those long party nights. You'll be both obnoxious and incredibly snug.

Does the all-over print cover the entire sweatshirt, including the back and sleeves, or just the front?

The 'Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes' design is a true all-over print, meaning it covers the entire sweatshirt – front, back, and sleeves – for a seamless and maximum visual noise experience. There are no blank spots!

What is the material composition of this AOP sweatshirt?

Our all-over-print sweatshirts are typically made from a comfortable and durable polyester-cotton blend, optimized for vibrant sublimation printing while ensuring a soft, cozy feel that's perfect for chilly holiday weather.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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