Tacky Christmas Sweater Premium Tee – Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes

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Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes Premium T-Shirt in Black
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Color: Black

Size: Large

Style:Classic SoftPremiumComfortLadies

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–5 days
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Easy returns
Product Details & Specs
Blank
Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
Fabric
Cotton
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
All-Over Print (AOP) — Printify
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron decoration
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

Get Noticed in the Jolliiest Assholes Nuthouse Premium Tee!

Step up your holiday chaos with the "Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes This Side Of The Nuthouse" Premium T-Shirt. This isn't just an ugly sweater tee; it's a statement piece for the office party legend. With its vibrant, all-over print featuring reindeer, hearts, and wild geometric shapes, you'll be the loudest one in the room – and probably the contest winner!

Why You'll Love It

  • Full Coverage Chaos: Our all-over print ensures the design wraps front, back, and sleeves for maximum impact.
  • Guaranteed Contest WIN: This premium tee is your secret weapon for dominating any ugly sweater competition.
  • Printed Fresh For You: Every loud masterpiece is custom printed when you order it, ready in 2-4 business days.
  • Unapologetically Loud: The design guarantees you’ll be the center of attention at your office party.

Why We Designed This

We founded Ugly Sweater Co because the holiday season deserves more noise, not less. This design is for the brave souls who aren't afraid to embrace their inner festive maniac. It’s for making sure your holiday spirit is heard (and seen!) across the entire office, leaving no doubt who’s in charge of the holiday cheer.

Win the office contest

To secure that contest win, wear this proudly. The sheer audacity of the design on a premium tee will catch every judge's eye. Remember, you're not just wearing a shirt; you're embodying the spirit of maximalist holiday tackiness. Order before Friday for the big party!

Perfect For

  • Winning the "Most Outrageous" award at your office holiday party.
  • Making a bold, unforgettable entrance at any festive gathering.
  • Showing off your unhinged holiday spirit with a touch of extra comfort.
  • Gifting to the colleague who’s never afraid to speak their mind.
  • "Jolliiest Bunch Of Assholes" text in a bold, pixelated font for impact.
  • Festive reindeer, heart, and chevron patterns in a vibrant all-over print.
  • Eye-popping orange, purple, cyan, and pink colors for maximum visibility.
  • Premium, soft fabric for a comfortable, yet loud, holiday statement.
  • Unisex fit ensures everyone can join the nuthouse party.
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Frequently Asked Questions

What makes this 'premium' compared to the regular t-shirt? Is it worth it for my office party?

Our premium t-shirt offers a softer, more luxurious feel and often a slightly more refined fit compared to the standard tee, making it extra comfortable for your office party. It's a great choice if you want to stand out with both a bold design and superior comfort.

For a group order, will the 'premium' quality be noticeable enough to justify the cost for our whole crew?

Absolutely. The enhanced fabric quality and feel of the premium tee are noticeable, providing a more comfortable and polished look for your group, which can elevate the overall experience for your holiday gathering.

I'm on a budget, but want the best look for my party. Is the premium tee significantly better than the standard for maximum tackiness?

While both tees deliver maximum tackiness, the premium tee offers a smoother canvas for the all-over print, potentially making the vibrant 'Jolliiest Bunch' design pop even more. It also feels great, adding to your party comfort.

Does the 'premium' aspect affect how vibrant or durable the all-over print design is?

The 'premium' designation primarily refers to the fabric's feel and quality. The all-over print process is consistent across our AOP tees, ensuring the 'Jolliiest Bunch' design is equally vibrant and durable on both standard and premium options.

What kind of fit can I expect from the premium all-over-print t-shirt?

Our premium all-over-print t-shirts are designed for a comfortable, modern fit that allows for excellent drape and showcases the full design. They often have a slightly more tailored feel than standard tees, so consult the size chart for details.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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