Ugly Christmas Sweater Hoodie – Eggnog And Maybe 3 People

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I Like Christmas Eggnog and Maybe 3 People Hoodie in Black
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Color: Black

Size: Large

Style:Crewneck SweatshirtHoodie

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–5 days
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Product Details & Specs
Blank
Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
Fabric
Cotton/Polyester
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
All-Over Print (AOP) — Printify
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron over decoration
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

HOODIE CHAOS: Your Christmas Eggnog People Hoodie!

Ready to make a bold holiday declaration with ultimate comfort and an extra layer of privacy? Our "I LIKE CHRISTMAS EGGNOG AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE" Hoodie is your festive armor for the season. Featuring bold red and green lettering, playful hearts, and dazzling border details, this design screams holiday spirit while perfectly outlining your social preferences. Pull up the hood and declare your limits!

Why You'll Love It

  • Delivers your holiday truth with a bold, all-over print that commands attention.
  • The ultimate uniform for the holiday grinch who still loves a good party (briefly).
  • Every loud masterpiece is custom printed fresh for you, no dull moments here.
  • Plush and cozy, with a hood for extra warmth and strategic social retreats.

Why We Designed This

We built Ugly Sweater Co to dial up the volume on holiday apparel, because quiet sweaters never won a contest. This design is for the festive, yet discerning, holiday enthusiast. It’s for those who embrace the season’s spirit but know their social limits. It’s about celebrating the holidays on your terms, with a healthy pour of eggnog and your select few. No apologies, just pure, unadulterated holiday honesty, with a hood for when you've had enough.

Win the office contest

This isn't just a hoodie; it's your secret weapon for the office holiday contest. The vibrant, full-coverage chaos of this design ensures your message of selective socialization is loud and clear, whether you're across the room or on a video call. Be the most memorable, the most honest, and absolutely the loudest one there. Get ready to win the contest in cozy, unapologetic style, with a built-in escape route!

Perfect For

  • Dominating the office holiday party contest with your brutal honesty.
  • Expressing your holiday spirit while guarding your social battery (with a hood!).
  • Any festive gathering where eggnog is the main attraction and warmth is key.
  • Making a memorable, yet perfectly reserved, holiday statement in plush comfort.
  • Bold "I LIKE CHRISTMAS EGGNOG AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE" text for clear messaging.
  • Vibrant red and green hearts, sparkles, and festive border pattern.
  • Unapologetic design for the selectively social holiday reveler.
  • Warm, fleece-lined interior and roomy hood for ultimate comfort.
  • Unisex fit provides a relaxed feel, perfect for any holiday situation.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Is the hood functional and does the AOP design extend to it, making it extra loud for my contest entry?

Yes, the hood is fully functional and features the all-over print design, ensuring maximum tackiness and visual impact from every angle, perfect for winning your contest.

If I order hoodies for a group, will they be consistent in color and design quality for our Christmas event?

Absolutely. Our Printify fulfillment process ensures high consistency in color reproduction and print quality across all bulk orders, so your entire group will look great.

Is this hoodie warm enough for outdoor holiday festivities, while still being stylishly tacky?

Yes, it offers cozy warmth for colder weather and the all-over print design guarantees you'll be the loudest and most memorably tacky at any outdoor or indoor party.

How does the all-over print handle zippers or pockets on the hoodie?

Our AOP designs are carefully applied to ensure the pattern flows as seamlessly as possible over zippers and around pockets, maintaining the integrity of the festive chaos.

What kind of drawstrings does this hoodie feature, and can they be removed?

This hoodie typically comes with color-matched drawstrings that complement the design. They can often be removed if preferred, though they add to the overall loud aesthetic.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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